The entire family realized, right around the time that my church tried to faith heal my severe allergies, that I attend not only the Church of the Potheads, but one that is less than a step removed from a cult. (This was also brought about by the fact that the church informed us during the service that the ultimate goal is to have members on every continent.)
This almost entirely coincided with my SIL informing me that I had to help zie perform a ritual to banish someone's soul, and zir entire friends group trying to lift a curse from me. And at the same time, zie accidentally set me up with a friend of zirs. Who thought that he was a werewolf. He ran on all fours, I kid you not.
I informed everyone after that incident that there had to be a deity of some form because the 3 incidents were far too comical.
Edited (grammar issues) Date: 2010-05-01 03:41 am (UTC)
If I ever get a month weirder than that one, I am videotaping it so that I can prove that I am not crazy. Because really, I would start to doubt the vague threads of sanity I have left.
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Date: 2010-05-01 03:40 am (UTC)This almost entirely coincided with my SIL informing me that I had to help zie perform a ritual to banish someone's soul, and zir entire friends group trying to lift a curse from me. And at the same time, zie accidentally set me up with a friend of zirs. Who thought that he was a werewolf. He ran on all fours, I kid you not.
I informed everyone after that incident that there had to be a deity of some form because the 3 incidents were far too comical.
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Date: 2010-05-01 03:50 am (UTC)AHHHAHAHAHAHHAhahahaomg omg, I'm SO glad this month wasn't weirder than that one!
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Date: 2010-05-01 03:53 am (UTC)